Holiday Jokes - Birthday Jokes

Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Chickens' Birthday Parties

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

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Pick-up Line - Birthday

I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then, try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."

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