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Urologist Christmas
Q: How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?
A: He looked inside Santa's sack.
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Submitted BY: FarTooLong
Halloween
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Christmas Eve Dyslexic
Let's spare a thought for dyslexic children around the world this Christmas eve.
Lying awake in bed, worried sick about having Satan climb down their chimney.
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Submitted BY: Nekranox
