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Pumpkin Carving
Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
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Santa's Gas Mileage
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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