Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Alphabet Christmas

Q: Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
A: Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Submitted BY: chickenandwinnigish

Scrooge Loves Rudolph

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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Singing Turkey

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

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