Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

So Fat After Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll put mayonnaise on aspirin.

Anonymous

Japanese Favorite Holiday

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.

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Dracula Knock Out

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

Anonymous
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