Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Naughty Claus

Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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The Australian Christmas

|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh. Never have a white Christmas! When you in Melbourne live. Wearing hot pants on the beach, When you your presents give. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh. Chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk Castles in the sand! Eating ice-cream, having good talks. Warm Christmas, isn't that grand?

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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