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Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
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If Apple ran Christmas
If Apple ran Christmas, It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).
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Anonymous
Christmas Wish
Little Timmy sends a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy, Send me me your mommy."
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