Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Noddy at Christmas

Q:  Where does Noddy do his Christmas shopping?
A:  Redcar!

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Some Musical Christmas Advice

Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.

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Four Stages of Life

  1. You believe in Santa Claus
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
  3. You dress up as Santa Claus
  4. You look like Santa Claus

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