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Reindeer Clean
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
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Thanksgiving Weight
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.
Categories:
Appearance Jokes
(Fat Jokes)
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(Fat Insult Jokes)
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Witches Don't Have Babies
Q: Why don't witches have babies?
A: Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies!!!
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Submitted BY: JustineFonseca
