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Sick of the Holidays
Signs You're Sick of the Holidays
- You've got red and green bags under your eyes
- You're serving reindeer pot pie
- When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
- You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
- You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
- Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
- You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
- Two words: tinsel rash
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Japanese Favorite Holiday
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
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Vampires Crazy
Q: Why are vampires crazy?
A: Because they are often bats!
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