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Santa Hand Wash
Q: How does Santa wash his hands?
A: With Santatizer
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Christmas Insult
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.
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Santa In Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of comfort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!" Then, Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"
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