Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

Anonymous

Santa Disease

Q: What disease does Santa get from his roof-top landings?
A: Shingles

Anonymous

Base Time

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Anonymous
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