Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Thirsty Tree

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree if you forget to water it?
A: Nevergreen

Anonymous

Teenage Witch

Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Anonymous

Halloween Fashion

Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
A: Bootiques.

Anonymous
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