Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

After Thanksgiving

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly button lint, you'll find full sweaters.

Anonymous

Cindy Lou Who

Q: What happened when Cindy Lou Who got up to go to the bathroom?
A: Cindy Lou Poo

Anonymous

Christmas South

Q: What happened when Santa set up shop at the South Pole?
A: He became bi-polar

Anonymous
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