4th of July Picnic

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at West Chester's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
'This baked ham is really delicious,' the priest teased the rabbi. 'You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden. You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mr Lippert's prized Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?'
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 'At your wedding.'

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Yo Mama - Christmas

Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.