Market Development

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Joe Biden's Deal

Joe Biden was getting ready for a Covid Halloween party when the Devil suddenly appeared and made him an offer.
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, POTUS in 24, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents." 
Biden was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

"So...what's the catch?"

Nun Christmas

A week before the Christmas party one nun sees the other with her hands colored bright red in a sopping wet pile of fabric.
When asked what she'd been doing, she explained that she had dug an old outfit out of the linen closet that nobody had used in years, hoping to dye it red and make a Santa Claus outfit. The problem was the fabric, it was too stubborn and she couldn't get the color to take.
"Well," the first nun said, "You know what they say, old habits dye hard."