Gross Jokes

Green and Eats Nuts

Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis.

Anonymous

70 Year Old Taste

Q: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.

Anonymous

Bill and Bob Camping

Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their tent, Bill tells Bob about a hunting trip he went on in Canada. "A few years ago I was in Canada hunting. My buddies and I called it a night and made camp. When I woke up there was a moose right in front of my face! I was so scared I shit my pants!" Bob replies, "Hell, I woulda shit my pants too, crazy moose." Bill looks at Bob seriously and says, "No, I really shit my pants. Apparently I shit my pants when I sleep and the smell attracted the moose. Good night Bob."

Anonymous
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