Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
Registered Users Only
Get link for other Social Networks
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
All rights reserved.
- Home
- >
- Categories
- >
- Gross Jokes
- >
- Others
Gross Jokes

Redneck Walk
You might be a redneck if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
- 29
- 74
- 38
Long, Black and Smelly
Q: What is long, black, and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
- 16
- 37
- 14
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3 year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" Sad and broken up she looked at me and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"
- 16
- 31
- 10