Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

That Ought To Work

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other. "So what's going on here?" he asks. The bikie replies "My mate here has had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him vomit." The cop says "I think you should be sticking your fingers down his THROAT!" The bikie replies "That's what I'm going to do next!"

Yo Mama - Locked In

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants!