Gross Jokes

Push Him Aside

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Anonymous

Washing Clothes

One day a girl was washing her clothes. She took her shirt... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean, feels clean, (sniff) smells clean. Then she took her pants... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean, feels clean, (sniff) smells clean. Then she took her underpants... wishy washy wishy washy. Looks clean feels clean (SNIFF!!!) Ummm... wishy washy wishy washy!!!!!!!

Categories: Gross Jokes
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hairy Knees

Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.

Anonymous
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