Funny Thoughts

Pricey Botox

Critics say Botox is too expensive, but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.

Submitted BY: Edkins

Falling Down The Stairs

A man tells his wife, "Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago." The wife yells at him, "Why are you just telling me now?" He said, "Because I couldn't stop laughing."

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Dark Ages

Q: Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
A: Because they had so many knights.

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