Baby's Motto

Q: What's a baby's motto?
A: If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!

Biggest Helmet

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

Ten Inches

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”