Funny Thoughts

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Need to Stop Meeting Like This

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes
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Fatty McVirgin

Q: What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?
A: A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

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