Funny Thoughts

Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Anonymous

Ceiling Darts

Q: Why shouldn't you install dart boards on the ceiling?
A: All your players will end up throwing up.

Anonymous

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

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