Airport Security - Booty Call

Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed, but if you leave your liquids here, I'll make you cream later.

Corporate Booty Call

I bet you can increase my productivity.

Counter Productive Pickup Lines

1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.