Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Cooking

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Anonymous

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Dead Monkey

Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: 'Cause he was dead!

Anonymous
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