Funny Thoughts

So Many Smiths

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

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Career

Q: How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?
A: They never get a job!

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Elton John - Salad

Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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