Alaskan Hooker

Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute!

Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Never Again

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."