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Knock Knock - Lion
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!
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Knock Knock - Spider
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says... I like you!
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Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One. Bill says to Hillary, "I could make a lot of people very happy if I threw 1 million $1 bills out of this plane." Hillary says, "Oh yeah, well I could make even more people happy if I threw 1 million $5 bills out of this plane." Chelsea says, "I could make the whole world happy if I threw you both out of this plane!"
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