Funny Thoughts

Eye Drops

Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eye drops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!

Anonymous

Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Anonymous

Anchorman

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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