Funny Thoughts

Suicide or Hostage

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Math Focus

I used to think math was useless but then one day I realized that decimals had a point.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

The Bar Exam

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest dick. Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being, however, the guys didn't care. They knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their dicks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "Mmmm! A buffet!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
Anonymous
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