Butt Cheeks

Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this shit.

Little Red's Granny

Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house and found her laying in bed. Little Red Riding Hood said, "Grandma, what big eyes you have!'' Grandma replied ''the better to see you with, my dear.'' Little Red Riding Hood told her "Grandma, what big ears you have!'' Grandma replied "the better to hear you with, my dear.'' Little Red Riding Hood told her "Grandma, what a big mouth you have!'' Grandma replied ''of course I do, have you seen Grandpa's dick?!"

Relative Popularity

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?