Funny Thoughts

Pony Talk

Q: What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?
A: Sorry, I'm a little horse.

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Contractor Booty Call

I've got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

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Quiet In Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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