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Contractor Booty Call

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Quiet In Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Steve Irwin

Q: Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?
A: It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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