Funny Thoughts

Chrurch Turkey

Q: Why can't you take your turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language

Anonymous

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Coaxing The Answering Machine

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

Anonymous
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