Funny Thoughts

Farmer's Harvest

Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn

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Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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Turkey Note

Q: What's the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick!

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