Funny Thoughts

Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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Broomstick

Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Bad Skin

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!

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