Funny Thoughts

Coaxing The Answering Machine

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

Anonymous

Fifteenth Child

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

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Anonymous

Broomstick

Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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