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Cross The Road - Fat Turkey
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
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Snail Owned Car
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
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Restroom Attendant
Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?
A: She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
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