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Lions at the Beach
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
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Goofy
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's fucking goofy."
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Gourmet Booty Call - Compliments
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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