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Arguing Answering Machine
Matt: Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late!
Matt: Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, dude!
Matt: Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!
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One Little Chore
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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Yo Mama - Hairy Knees
Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.
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