Asteroid Hits Earth

Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth

• You'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
• Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
• The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
• We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
• Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
• Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
• There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure. 

Barbie And Paris

Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!