Funny Thoughts

Ponderings Collection 41

  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
  • How can there be self-help "groups"?
  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
  • How many weeks are there in a light year?
  • If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
  • If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
  • If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
  • If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Anonymous

Synthetic Vocal

Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

Submitted BY: Battle4Seattle

Cotton Balls

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2484 seconds