Taco Bell Protection

The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?

Descartes in a Bar

René Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks if he'd like another pint.
"I think not," he answers, and disappears.

Smuggling Dope

You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.