Bright Until Spoken To

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

Time Check

I want to take a moment to talk about my late aunt.
Old bag should have been here an hour ago.