Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

Constipated Trust

I don't trust constipated people. 
They're full of shit.

Dogs And Fleas

Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?