Just In Case

A blonde and a brunette where driving down the road when there car broke down. The brunette says "I'll get some chips and and something to drink." The blonde says "I'll bring the door in case we get hot."

Gore And Pantyhose

Q: What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

Gas Price Comparison

People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value, especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump. Obviously others need a little convincing. The article in this weeks "Auto Week" magazine brought it all to light. What if you were to buy a gallon of Diet Snapple 16 oz for $1.29  which is $10.32 per gallon, or Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz for $1.19 which is $9.52 per gallon. Think about buying Gatorade 20 oz for $1.59 which is equal to $10.17 per gallon, Ocean Spray 16 oz for $1.25 equal to $10.00 per gallon, or a quart of Milk 16 oz for $1.59 that would be $6.32 per gallon. Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 is $21.19 per gallon, STP Brake Fluid 12 oz for $3.15 would be $33.60 per gallon. Vicks Nyquil 6 oz for $8.35 is equal to $178.13 per gallon, Pepto Bismol 4 oz for $3.85 is equal to $123.20 per gallon, Whiteout 7 oz for $1.39 is equal to $254.17 per gallon and Scope 1.5 oz for $0.99 is equal to $84.84 per gallon So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil or Scope or Whiteout!