Funny Thoughts

Mouse And Lion

There was once a mouse getting chased by a lion, the mouse looked up and said God please let this lion be a Christian, the lion stopped, prayed for the food he was about to received and ate the mouse.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Irene

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Anonymous

Just In Case

A blonde and a brunette where driving down the road when there car broke down. The brunette says "I'll get some chips and and something to drink." The blonde says "I'll bring the door in case we get hot."

Anonymous
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