Telephone Marriage

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A: In a double ring ceremony!

Car Trouble

I think my car needs an alignment, it always pulls towards Starbucks.

Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.