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Monty Python Answering Machine
English accent: Hello, you've reached the phone of Monty Python. I can't come to the phone right now because the witch has turned me into a newt! I'll call you back when I get better.
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Cord Trouble
Q: My son has been eating electrical cords, what should I do?
A: Ground him until he conducts himself properly.
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Acceptance
Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?
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