Did You Hear

Person 1: Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Oh, so it's you!

Lunatic Escape Headline

A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
Next day, the headlines read Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!

Hereditary

Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.