Funny Thoughts

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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Brown With Holes

Q: What's brown and has holes in it?
A: Swiss Shit.

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You Know You're Fat

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

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