Lincoln JFK Coincidences

• Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart.
• Lincoln and JFK were elected to office 100 years apart.
• Lincoln and JFKs' vice president's had the last name Johnson.
• Lincoln and JFK have 7 letters in their last name.
• Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
• Here's the BIG ONE: Lincoln, a week before his death, was in Monroe, Maryland. Kennedy, a week before his death, was in Marilyn Monroe!

Prostate Tip

When a doctor is checking your prostate gland, make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders.

Baking

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."