Funny Thoughts

Punctuation Marks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

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Synchronized Swimming

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

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Bed Toast

Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
A: Jammies

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