Funny Thoughts

Musical Chairs

Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: Here comes another asshole.

Anonymous

Detective Agent

Q: What detective would make the best real estate agent?
A: Sherlock Holmes

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Written By: KielPhillips

Anatomy Lesson

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Anonymous
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