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A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
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Submitted BY: Bill Murray
Busted
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
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Multi-Tasking
God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
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Submitted BY: Robin Williams
